Showing posts with label nicknames. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nicknames. Show all posts
Thursday, March 5, 2009
thursday-13
Sticks and Stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me.
You know me as Lissa. Others call me Lisa, Leesee, li-li and my newest fave Lissy
Here are a few nicknames of my past and present.
1. Dinky
Given to me by my Dad on the day I was born.
At 6lbs 5oz I was the smallest bundle of joy he had ever seen.
2. Sissy Boo
My little brother wanted me to get off my mom's lap and couldn't say move.
I am still called Sissy Boo to this day
3. Mrs. Osmond
As in Donny.This one I chose for myself.
During pretend time with my little friends.
4. Pole Bean
Thanks Kenny. You call Candy "Legs" and I got nothing. Obviously.
Makes a girl in 6th grade feel so good.
5. Flat-Chested Woman
Thanks to Todd for writing this in my yearbook.
I would dream of you dedicating the touchdowns you made on the field every week to me.
You said it was too bad that I didn't have anything to fill my bra or you would go out with me.
Well it is too bad about that tire you swallowed.
You were not looking so good the last time I saw you.
Tell your brother Kenny I said hello.
6. Beep-Beep
Suzie was Toot-Toot. We liked Donna Summer.
We thought we were hot in high heels in Jr High.
We were not. Okay, she was.
7. Olive
As in Popeye the cartoon.
Nothing like 16 year old "frenemies" to make you feel
good in your bathing suit on the beach.
8. Peaches
He was my high school sweetheart.
He brought me peach roses and promised me the world.
He probably does not even remember this, but I do.
9. Material Girl
I admit it. I dressed like Madonna and I liked it.
10. Big B
Currently inscribed on my bowling ball. Is it my bowling average? (130)
The fact that at one time I said I was a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman)
My breasts?(long gone with the weight loss) or a diva attitude?
Who knows? But I'm keeping it.
11. MiMi Li
My kids' friends call me this.
Prevention is also the cure for the future.
I have informed my children that I am far to vain to ever be called granny.
They are now thinking about Granny Li.
12. Mom/Mommy
By far my favorite.
Except when I am in the bathroom or on the phone.
13. Eye Candy
Did I ever tell you that my husband needs glasses?
Oh how I love that man!
Sticks and Stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me.
You know me as Lissa. Others call me Lisa, Leesee, li-li and my newest fave Lissy
Here are a few nicknames of my past and present.
1. Dinky
Given to me by my Dad on the day I was born.
At 6lbs 5oz I was the smallest bundle of joy he had ever seen.
2. Sissy Boo
My little brother wanted me to get off my mom's lap and couldn't say move.
I am still called Sissy Boo to this day
3. Mrs. Osmond
As in Donny.This one I chose for myself.
During pretend time with my little friends.
4. Pole Bean
Thanks Kenny. You call Candy "Legs" and I got nothing. Obviously.
Makes a girl in 6th grade feel so good.
5. Flat-Chested Woman
Thanks to Todd for writing this in my yearbook.
I would dream of you dedicating the touchdowns you made on the field every week to me.
You said it was too bad that I didn't have anything to fill my bra or you would go out with me.
Well it is too bad about that tire you swallowed.
You were not looking so good the last time I saw you.
Tell your brother Kenny I said hello.
6. Beep-Beep
Suzie was Toot-Toot. We liked Donna Summer.
We thought we were hot in high heels in Jr High.
We were not. Okay, she was.
7. Olive
As in Popeye the cartoon.
Nothing like 16 year old "frenemies" to make you feel
good in your bathing suit on the beach.
8. Peaches
He was my high school sweetheart.
He brought me peach roses and promised me the world.
He probably does not even remember this, but I do.
9. Material Girl
I admit it. I dressed like Madonna and I liked it.
10. Big B
Currently inscribed on my bowling ball. Is it my bowling average? (130)
The fact that at one time I said I was a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman)
My breasts?(long gone with the weight loss) or a diva attitude?
Who knows? But I'm keeping it.
11. MiMi Li
My kids' friends call me this.
Prevention is also the cure for the future.
I have informed my children that I am far to vain to ever be called granny.
They are now thinking about Granny Li.
12. Mom/Mommy
By far my favorite.
Except when I am in the bathroom or on the phone.
13. Eye Candy
Did I ever tell you that my husband needs glasses?
Oh how I love that man!
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