Wednesday, June 10, 2009


Beckham would be GREAT for my body! lol
BTW, I snapped this photo of his UK Sexiness when he was at my house.
Begging me to leave my husband for HIM. Or maybe I just got the pic from google images.

JAMIE @ Wishcasting
Today's Question:
What Do You Wish For Your Body?

There is nothing I wish for my body. It is perfect. My scale however, is in need of repair . When I step on it in the morning (in my birthday suit), the number is WRONG. It is showing my fully dressed afternoon weight plus about 4lbs. The batteries are working properly.So what is going on?I am going to have to solve this problem and soon. The question is should I lie on that big ball and do some ab crunches or continue to eat a few bags of sunflower seeds and towers of crackers made with cheese,salami and pickles every night while trying to figure this out? Another problem I have is with the mirrors in my house. I know what I look like. Hot! Sexy!Beautiful! Young!Healthy! Vivacious! So who is that woman being reflected back at me? There are no lines on MY face. MY breasts do not look like shriveled up tangerines swinging in a pair of pantyhose. MY teeth are the whitest of white. You could bounce a quarter off of MY abs So please send help ASAP-that muffin top is scaring the heck out of me.That is what I wish for. Or maybe just some motivation. Or maybe a dictionary, evidently there is a word called denial......
What do you wish for your bodies my friends?
Babe of Beckham wants to know:)


21 comments:

clairedulalune said...

As the Babe of Beckham wish for her sexy self, I wish for her also! PS: If you ever get bore of him, swing him my way! (Poor Victoria, hard life!)

Tabitha the KnittingJourneyman said...

As the incredibly luscious Babe of Beckham wishes for herself, I wish for her as well.

Who cares about a dictionary? You are perfect the way you see yourself--we jsut need different mirrors. :-)

sema said...

As Lissa wishes for herself, so I wish for her also.

Holly said...

Muffin top, muffin top, from where did you come?
Around the front, I started from yer bumm,
Muffin top, muffin top, how do you go?
I leave when you're ready and wishing makes it so!

As Lissa wishes for herself, so I lovingly and with intention wish for her also!

Summer Raven said...

As Lissa wishes for herself, I wish for her also...YOU are hilarious!!!

Carmen said...

you are super di duper! and Beckham a MANGO, yum! LOL

As Lissa wishes for herself, so I, Carmen wish for her also.

Rose said...

As Lissa wishes for herself, so I wish for her also!

I so understand this feeling you have... Thank you for making me laugh!

Sara said...

As Lissa wishes for herself, so I wish also.

Beckham will certainly do a body good. :)

Tori said...

As Lissa wishes for herself, so I wish for her also! <3

Sarah said...

As Lissa wishes for herself, so I wish for her also!
LMAO girl...am on the floor!!Wonderful post and so close to what I was thinking this morning - you brave girl...giggle snort tangerines...hee hee...BTW yup Gerard Butler came by my house this morning...Jim was not pleased...May you recieve your wish hon, Sarah

Jamie said...

As babe-a-licious wishes for herself, so I wish for her also.

Dreamwriter said...

As Lissa wishes for herself, so I wish for her also.

Genie Sea said...

As Lissa wishes for herself, so I wish for her also! :)

May the scale and mirror reflect your true self, oh wondrous Babe! :)

Kim said...

As Lissa wishes for herself, so I wish for her also.

With love and light

Kim x

Bohemian Single Mom said...

(*laughing)
As Lissa wishes for herself, so I wish for her also.
Fabulous post chicka!!!

Snap said...

As Lissa wishes for herself, so I wish for her also.

I laughed out loud more than once ... boobs ... you are too funny. There are a lot of us out here that feel the same way. You are not alone!

Rebekah said...

This made me smile, and hoot in a laughter a couple times. Haha.

As Lissa wishes for herself, so I wish for her also!

differenceayearmakes said...

as lissa wishes for herself, i wish for her also

Cynthia said...

O heavens girl, you do crack me up!! Though I think you and I must have got the mirrors and scales at the same place as I am having the same problem! ;)
luv ya

Kavindra said...

This was delightful! As Lissa wishes for herself, so I and Beckham wish for her. (He just finished showering, and I am sending him over in a bit!)

Kavindra said...

You know I am wondering where you've gone off to, and I come here and see this is your last post ... very interesting ... have you run off with Beckham after all?!?